I am sure you all have heard of FML, which stands for F(Yeah, that one) My Life. If you still haven't figured out the "F" get, google FML. However, thanks to a few MOC peeps, I have found a positive, yet funny alternative to FML. Introducing MLIA, My Life Is Average. While some don't make sense, others are gut busting funny. There are even some that are make you smile kind of events. I figured I would post a few on here, just to give you a little sunshine in your day.
Today, I saw a freakishly large bug sitting on the ground right in front of where I was about to walk. I froze and stood there staring at it for at least a minute, because I had never seen a bug that huge before and was freaked out. I then tried to make it fly away by waving my foot at it. This continued for about 2 more minutes until I realized it was a leaf. I felt stupid until I saw my dad walk by it and do the same exact thing. MLIA.
Today on the bus a very scary looking thuggish guy sat down opposite me. I shrunk down in my seat a bit, until I heard "Good Morning Baltimore" from Hairspray playing through his headphones. Never again will I judge a book by it's cover. MLIA
Today I was in orientation at the local Fred Meyer in my podunk college town. The store security was telling us what a problem shop lifting was during the first week back to school for the college kids. Someone asked what the most popular item to shoplift was. He answered "Condoms...and about a month later, home pregnancy tests." MILA
Today, I left my jacket in a classroom and went back to get it later that day. When I started walking with it, it started making crinkly noises. Turns out someone filled all the pockets in my jacket to the brim with snickers and 2 musketeers bars. I need to leave my jackets lying around more often. MLIA.
You get the point. If you visit mylifeisaverage.com you can read through pages and pages of things just like these. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
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